The Center’s First Ever Bachelor/ Bachelorette Auction
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Gayathiri Pahtmanapan recently sat down with our Bachelor and Bachelorettes to interview and shed some light on the deep thoughts of our candidates for auction.
And now for the Bachelor and Bachelorettes...
My interview with the esteemed Kyle Smith:
Describe yourself (as described by Gayathiri, as he was too shy and refused to answer.)
Kyle is super smart, super funny, a handy man that also happens to be hot. In other words a school teacher by day and hottie by night!
What is your favorite cartoon?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
If you could have one super power what would it be?
Telekinesis
If you were stranded on an Island who are the 3 famous people (Dead or Alive) you would want with you?
Galileo (to enjoy the stars at night), Jake Gyllenhaal (a star to enjoy during the day), and Bob Denver (to make sure I never have to leave)
If you were taking over the world what Singer and what Action character would you want with you?
Lance Bass (an out boy-bander from my teens) & Neo (a savior who can bend the Matrix to his will)
Turn Ons?
The right amount of unabashed nerdiness, Good sense of humor, and a great ass!
Turn Offs?
Bad teeth, Tools, and Lack of Intergalactic Knowledge
What is your Zodiac sign?
Leo
Describe yourself
I'm a sophomore Political Science major, who enjoys sunbathing, instigating my cat, and hacky sack. I have a 22 year old sister who just graduated from the University of Arkansas, and is my roommate. My father is Deaf and my mother is an interpreter, making me an active member of Deaf community and culture.
If you were stranded on an Island who are the 3 famous people (Dead or Alive) you would want with you?
If I were stranded on an Island, I would need Ellen to make me laugh, Zooey Deschanel to serenade me, and Napoleon to tell me things no one has ever heard before.
If you could have one super power what would it be?
If I could have any superpower, I would want Invisibility, so I can manipulate my surroundings anonymously.
Your favorite cartoon?
I adored the neurosis of The Angry Beavers as a child. (Dag and Norbert)
If you were taking over the world what Singer and what Action character would you want with you?
If I were taking over the world, I would need Tegan Quin to touch people's souls as my charismatic sidekick. Neo to divine people's intentions and report back to me.
Turn ons?
- Posture (it doesn't have to be good posture, just the way a woman carries herself.)
- Collarbones
- Hands (and the gestures she makes with them.)
- Immunity to idiosyncrasies
Turn offs?
- If you can't ask for help, guidance, or advice (requires listening capabilities)
- If you're not open to new things or the possibility of being wrong
- Blind acceptance of norms
Zodiac Sign
I am an earthy Taurus!
My Interview with the Multi- talented James Rector
Describe yourself
I am an Oklahoma Native whose love for the Razorbacks has turned me into an Arkansan at heart. I can be best described as a free thinker, event planner, dreamer, music lover, cocktail connoisseur, great friend, and so much more!
If you were stranded on an Island who are the 3 famous people (Dead or Alive) you would want with you?
Jamie Cullum (so he could sing me to sleep) Kathy Griffin (so I would be entertained) and Macgyver (so I could get the hell off the island!)
If you could have one super power what would it be?
The ability to make people GO TO SLEEP when they annoy me.
Your favorite cartoon?
Scooby Doo
If you were taking over the world what Singer and what Action character would you want with you?
Does Oprah count as an Action character?...no…oh…then Betty White.
Turn Ons?
The ability to make me laugh, Confidence, A great smile with a nice Ass to go with it!!
Turn Offs?
Know-it-all cockiness, Body Oder, Stupidity
What is your Zodiac sign?
Aries
Describe yourself
I’m a dry humored, kickball playing, librarian wannnabe masquerading as a marketing project manager. Lurking somewhere deep inside is a 1950’s housewife
If you were stranded on an Island who are the 3 famous people (Dead or Alive) you would want with you?
Terry Jones. Great conversation, plus he’ll make me pee my pants laughing.
Erlend Oye – music is essential on an island
Hillary Clinton – I would be a horrible island ruler
If you could have one super power what would it be?
Levitation. Buhbye commutes
Your favorite childhood cartoon?
Rocko’s Modern Life – how that was green lighted for a children’s show is beyond me
If you were taking over the world what Singer and what Action character would you want with you?
In my quest for global domination, Serge Gainsbourg and Zula would be essential to my success. Serge would bring the unlikely sex appeal, and Zula would bring the muscle
Turn ons
Wit, humor, androgyny
Turn offs
Smoking, flakiness, extreme views (too liberal/too conservative)
Your Zodiac sign
Scorpio
Describe yourself
Tall, with a real job and dances like the rhythmless white boy I am. I love kids, travelling and I still have most of my own teeth.
If you were stranded on an Island who are the 3 famous people (Dead or Alive) you would want with you?
Paula Deen to cook for me, Jay Brannan to sing me to sleep at night, and Richard Simmons so I can make a nest out of his hair
If you could have one super power what would it be?
Jedi mind tricks
Your favorite childhood cartoon?
Transformers, He-Man and Rainbow Bright
If you were taking over the world what Singer and what Action character would you want with you?
Justin Beiber who else?! Oh and my action character would be Steven Segal…something tells me he needs something to do these days.
Turn Ons
Nice Smile, great sense of humor and a cute butt!
Turn Offs
Flakes, fakes and pineapple upside down cakes!
Your Zodiac sign
Capricorn
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